A Wrinkle in Time

Hello, I'm Chelsea. I am a Junior at The University of Texas at Austin! I love it here! A lot of my posts are reblogs but I do post things about my life on occasion most of the time its because I need to get something off my mind. So naturally. Hidden in my Archive is a timeline of my life beginning from the end of senior year, you're welcome to try and understand it.
herecomeshoneyboobies:

thedisembowelist:


You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

O_O

herecomeshoneyboobies:

thedisembowelist:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

O_O

(Source: cartagra)

lemonsweetie:

Let me tell you a thing, about an amazing man named Patrick Stewart

I went to Comicpalooza this weekend and I was full of nervous energy as I was standing in line to ask Sir Patrick Stewart a question at his panel. I first had to thank him for a speech he had given at amnesty international about domestic violence towards women . I had only seen it a few months ago but I was still dealing with my own personal experience with a similar issue, and I didn’t know what to call it. After seeing Patrick talk so personally about it I finally was able to correctly call it abuse, in my case sexual abuse that was going to quickly turn into physical abuse as well. I didn’t feel guilty or disgusting anymore. I finally didn’t feel responsible for the abuse that was put upon me. I was finally able to start my healing process and to put that part of my life behind me.

After thanking him I asked him “Besides acting, what are you most proud of that you have done in you life (that you are willing to share with us)?”. Sir Patrick told us about how he couldn’t protect his mother from abuse in his household growing up and so in her name works with an organization called Refuge for safe houses for women and children to escape from abusive house holds. Sir Patrick Stewart learned only last year that his father had actually been suffering from PTSD after he returned from the military and was never properly treated. In his father’s name he works with an organization called Combat Stress to help those soldiers who are suffering from PTSD.

They were about to move onto the next question when Sir Patrick looked at me and asked me “My Dear, are you okay?” I said yes, and that I was finally able to move on from that part of my life. He then passionately said that it is never the woman’s fault in domestic violence, and how wrong to think that it ever is. That it is in the power of men to stop violence towards women. The moderator then asked “Do you want a hug?”

Sir Patrick didn’t even hesitate, he smiled, hopped off the stage and came over to embrace me in a hug. Which he held me there for a long while. He told me “You never have to go through that again, you’re safe now.” I couldn’t stop thanking him. His embrace was so warm and genuine. It was two people, two strangers, supporting and giving love. And when we pulled away he looked strait in my eyes, like he was promising that. He told me to take care. And I will.

Sir Patrick Stewart is an absolute roll model for men. He is an amazing man and was so kind and full of heart. I want to let everyone know to please find help if you are in a violent or abusive house hold or relationship. There are organizations and people ready to help. I had countless people after the panel thanking me for sharing the story and asking him those questions. Many said they went through similar things. You are not alone.

X

^ Here is the video of my question to Sir Patrick Stewart

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cumberbatchcumberbum:

bellah-doesnt-know:

lovelynobody00:

The Marauders BBC Series

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DEAD. SO DEAD.

I asked my roommate “are you a harry potter fan?” 

she goes “yeah”

so i told her about this new show all excited and shes like “that’s cool”

and im like NO

ITS MORE THAN THAT

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND

NO YOU DONT

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fitbitchinthemaking:

onefitmodel:

ever-upward:

800meters:

Fitspiration: Laura Hollander lost 40 pounds from sophomore year to senior year. By eating healthy and training really hard she was able to transform herself from an average high school runner to one of the best in the nation. 

Alright, there’s hope for me yet. *breathes sign of relief* 

holy moly that’s impressive

Ideal inspiration!

(Source: thirtytwohundred, via fitnessfoodie)

unexplained-events:

Sokushinbutsu (即身仏) were Buddhist monks or priests who caused their own deaths in a way that resulted in their mummification. This practice reportedly took place almost exclusively in northern Japan around Yamagata Prefecture. It is believed that many hundreds of monks tried, but only 24 such mummifications have been discovered to date.

Their diet was nuts and seeds for 1000 days, after that they only ate bark and roots while getting rid of body fat, After the 1000 days they drank a poisionous tea made from the sap of Urushi tree.

Finally, a self-mummifying monk would lock himself in a stone tomb barely larger than his body, where he would not move from the lotus position. His only connection to the outside world was an air tube and a bell. Each day he rang a bell to let those outside know that he was still alive.When the bell stopped ringing, the tube was removed and the tomb sealed. After the tomb was sealed, the other monks in the temple would wait another 1,000 days, and open the tomb to see if the mummification was successful.

If the monk was mummified he was instantly seen as Buddha and put on display. If the mummification wasnt successful then the monk wasn’t seen as one, yet still admired for his trying.

  • Jace: Why hello there I'm Jace Light-
  • Brother Zachariah: Oh really? Tell me more about it.
  • Brother Zachariah: Bitch, everything about you screams "HERONDALE"
  • Brother Zachariah: oh tell me how you feel about ducks
  • Brother Zachariah: and the pianist fingers bitch this was MY idea
  • Brother Zachariah: also aren't you like, a sarcastic teenager with a tortured soul and invisible inner goodness"
  • Brother Zachariah: and tell me more about falling for a girl you can't have for some reason
  • Brother Zachariah: liked A Tale Of Two Cities much?
  • Brother Zachariah: oh and did you know the guy whose eyes you inherited was named after me, by my FUCKING HERONDALE PARABATAI.
  • Brother Zachariah: Call yourself Lightwood one more time, bitch.
  • Brother Zachariah: ONE.
  • Brother Zachariah: MORE.
  • Brother Zachariah: TIME.
  • Jace: